Sunday, April 6, 2008

Oh GUL...

"For humans, honesty is a matter of degree. Engineers are always honest in matters of technology and human relationships. That's why it's a good idea to keep engineers away from customers, romantic interests, and other people who can't handle the truth."
- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle

Ghosts in this damn house

"Hey stoopid, why do you think I sent you to engineering school? Look under the cover!"

Some day I will write the story about GUL heard Papa and fixed the boiler.

Friday, April 4, 2008

I LOVE ELI STONE!!!!

"I take it there's a bag somewhere missing a cat"

-Matt