"Moreover, I have boundary issues with men. Or maybe that's not fair to say. To have issues with boundaries, one must have boundaries in the first place, right? But I disappear into the person I love. I am the permeable membrane. If I love you, you can have everything. You can have my time, my devotion, my ass, my money, my family, my dog, my dog's money, my dog's time-everything. If I love you, I will carry for you all your pain, I will assume for you all your debts (in every definition of the word), I will protect you from your own insecurity, I will project upon you all sorts of good qualities that you have never actually cultivated in yourself and I will buy christmas presents for your entire family. I will give you the sun and the rain, and if they are not available, I will give you a sun check and a rain check. I will give you all this and more, until I get so exhausted and depleted that the only way I can recover my energy is by becoming infatuated with someone else."
-Elizabeth Gilbert
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Seriously... no power for the third weekend in a row!!!!!
fuck you, you fucking lame ass landlord. am I seriously not going to have power this weekend? seriously? for the third weekend in a row? couldn't you have at least let me know? Instead I found out when you fuckers sent a power surge through my apartment that blew up a lamp and killed my blow dryer. Not to mention the fact that I only have half of my hair straightened and now must leave the house this way. You better be fucking thankful that I didn't have my laptop plugged in. If you damaged my laptop I would have freaked the fuck out. Back to the lamp, it literally exploded! There was a burst of smoke and now my room smells awful. I fucking hate you right now.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
l'amor
"l'amor che move il sole e l'altre stelle."
"The love that moves the sun and the other stars."
-Dante
"The love that moves the sun and the other stars."
-Dante
Monday, March 24, 2008
People I Hate
my boss hates me
i spent at least 4 hours at work looking up stuff on wikipedia. I now know more than I care to about Mobius strips, superheros, crater lake, and rss feeds.
maybe my boss would hate me less if i did more work?
maybe i would do more work if my boss was less of a bitch?
In other news in the category "people I hate"...
my landlord decided to do electrical work on my house this weekend. Of course he doesn't tell me this until I wake up to the sound of hammering and two guys yelling at each other from opposite ends of the cellar, though they may as well have been in my room, it was so loud. So I am hungover and confused as to why I am awake at 7:45 Am on a Saturday and to add to the pain I realize that we have no power. Well fuck how do you expect me to get pretty with out lights or blow dryers or flat irons? To make matters even more awesome we are having a party that evening. Yes! expecting all of our friends to be arriving at our home in 12 short hours for what ended up being a party in the dark, though we did manage to have music thanks to a fully charged laptop battery. How fucking lame is that? On a positive note, people brought enough amazing food that I will be living on leftovers for at least a week.
So somehow, despite it being easter weekend and being stuck with my extended family all day on Sunday, I still managed to make it a clean sweep and wake up hungover Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. Nice work kid. Anyway, there was ham (I hate ham), lasagna, and wine. Also, the destruction of my uncles marriage. Eh, all in all a success.
i spent at least 4 hours at work looking up stuff on wikipedia. I now know more than I care to about Mobius strips, superheros, crater lake, and rss feeds.
maybe my boss would hate me less if i did more work?
maybe i would do more work if my boss was less of a bitch?
In other news in the category "people I hate"...
my landlord decided to do electrical work on my house this weekend. Of course he doesn't tell me this until I wake up to the sound of hammering and two guys yelling at each other from opposite ends of the cellar, though they may as well have been in my room, it was so loud. So I am hungover and confused as to why I am awake at 7:45 Am on a Saturday and to add to the pain I realize that we have no power. Well fuck how do you expect me to get pretty with out lights or blow dryers or flat irons? To make matters even more awesome we are having a party that evening. Yes! expecting all of our friends to be arriving at our home in 12 short hours for what ended up being a party in the dark, though we did manage to have music thanks to a fully charged laptop battery. How fucking lame is that? On a positive note, people brought enough amazing food that I will be living on leftovers for at least a week.
So somehow, despite it being easter weekend and being stuck with my extended family all day on Sunday, I still managed to make it a clean sweep and wake up hungover Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. Nice work kid. Anyway, there was ham (I hate ham), lasagna, and wine. Also, the destruction of my uncles marriage. Eh, all in all a success.
I found this here www.drinkingfortwo.net and it made me laugh.
i saw this lady get cut off by a guy and she yelled out 'what's wrong with people'. i thought it was a good question and wanted to say 'people take shits and pretend to wash their hands by running the water. they cup their farts then cook a meal. they pick their scalps in public. they kick dogs. they jerk off to wal mart flyers. they ask to borrow 5 bucks for lunch and never pay you back. they cook fish in the microwave. they cut their nails in public. they wear white socks with dark pants and shoes. they laugh for all the wrong reasons. they piss in your sink. they pretend to sleep when old people get on the bus. they have more than 6 items in the express aisle. they squeeze the bread at the bakery for no reason. they sample the grapes with their shit caked hands. they pronounce schedule as 'shed-ule'. they shit on the seat. they shave their pubes but nothing else. they whistle all the fucking time. they don't die when you smash bricks over their heads. they laugh at stupid jokes and when they laugh you see their really white teeth and search for bricks to smash them all out. they fake cry at funerals. they smell like milk. they sound like a horse when they eat. they buy really expensive water for the bottle not the water. they use gay fucking buzz words. they pay 5 dollars for coffee. they breed.'
in the end i didn't say anything to the lady. she looked like she was on her way to score some crack and i had a feeling that she really knew what was wrong. stupid cow.
i saw this lady get cut off by a guy and she yelled out 'what's wrong with people'. i thought it was a good question and wanted to say 'people take shits and pretend to wash their hands by running the water. they cup their farts then cook a meal. they pick their scalps in public. they kick dogs. they jerk off to wal mart flyers. they ask to borrow 5 bucks for lunch and never pay you back. they cook fish in the microwave. they cut their nails in public. they wear white socks with dark pants and shoes. they laugh for all the wrong reasons. they piss in your sink. they pretend to sleep when old people get on the bus. they have more than 6 items in the express aisle. they squeeze the bread at the bakery for no reason. they sample the grapes with their shit caked hands. they pronounce schedule as 'shed-ule'. they shit on the seat. they shave their pubes but nothing else. they whistle all the fucking time. they don't die when you smash bricks over their heads. they laugh at stupid jokes and when they laugh you see their really white teeth and search for bricks to smash them all out. they fake cry at funerals. they smell like milk. they sound like a horse when they eat. they buy really expensive water for the bottle not the water. they use gay fucking buzz words. they pay 5 dollars for coffee. they breed.'
in the end i didn't say anything to the lady. she looked like she was on her way to score some crack and i had a feeling that she really knew what was wrong. stupid cow.
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